Al Sharpton Hasn't read the Constituion? Really?

Or maybe he was just brushing them off.
Take a look for yourself, kind of funny.

Via Maggie's Farm a quote from Coyote:

I continue to be confused why the Left in this country is so absolutely hostile to Baptists in Alabama but are so deferential to Muslims in Saudi Arabia. Is it simply because one group makes credible threats of violence while the other does not?

I just have to grin at that one.

Chris Mathews is a Joke

According to Jeff Poor on the Newsbusters blog, Chris thinks Obama Not Getting Enough Love for Economic 'Comeback'

Try to keep a straight face when you hear this: President Barack Obama isn'tgetting enough media love.

That's the world view of MSNBC "Hardball" host Chris Matthews - at least when it comes to the economy. According to Matthews, there has been a plethora of positive economic news - from a stock market that has shrugged off the threat of bad liberal policy, i.e. cap-and-trade or ObamaCare, to the actions of newly reappointed Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke of pumping liquidity into the economy.

While you are still laughing go read it all.

The Ark is the name of an email making the rounds

It's got some really pretty storm pictures, rain pictures, too. We haven't see that in a long time. You've just got to see the punch line.
Click here http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t133/noah.htm

Truth Will Out

Newspaper corrects 'Jackass' Keith Olbermann mixup

Thank goodness, The Times newspaper is the forthright, ethical institution that it is. And when a mistake happens, it rushes to set the journalistic record straight with an honest repair. (Snip) TV listings: The Prime-Time TV grid in Thursday's Calendar section mistakenly listed MTV's "Jackass" show on the MSNBC cable schedule at 7 and 10 p.m. where instead MSNBC's "Countdown With Keith Olbermann" should have been listed.

copied entirely from the Lucianne listing.I didn't read the LA Times link, because I just wasn't that interested but thought it amusing enough to pass on to the readers. If you want to read it click the above link.

Right vs Left in Baseball

A Little fun from the Townhall Blog
Townhall.com Founder Knocks Progressives Out of Softball Tourney
Posted by: Garrett Murch

The softball team of center-right think tank, the Heritage Foundation, eliminated the team of liberal-progressive advocacy group, Center for American Progress (CAP), from the D.C. Think Tank League softball tournament on Monday night with a 16-11 victory.

Heritage’s Capitalist Tools led from the third inning on. Previously undefeated CAP rallied in the bottom of the sixth, closing an 11-run deficit to 3.

Heritage, which founded Townhall.com in 1995, responded with two runs in the top of the seventh to enter the bottom of the final inning with a 5-run lead. CAP’s hopes were ultimately dashed, though, when a 6-3 double play followed by a 4-3 groundout ended both the game and CAP’s season.

Heritage now moves on to the quarter finals, while team CAP may be hauling out the hacky sacks a little sooner than hoped.

AMA Humor

I got this in an email today. You may have seen it already, but it is pretty funny. Or should I say punny?

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care proposals:

The Allergists voted to scratch it.

On the other hand, the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

But, the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

The Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea might be madness?

The Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

OB/GYN's were sure it was a 'pregnant' idea.

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

But the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.

And, the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the buttholes in Washington.

You Have to Laugh a Little at this one, but it's no Joke

From the Right Truth
It's all about the ice-cream

Via email, don't know who the author is, it's probably old, but it's great:
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about "the cow" when it is all about the "Ice Cream" The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now is was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess."Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --- that they have not first taken away from someone else.

That's how Obama won the presidency and that's how he wants to pass government health care -- by offering something that sounds sweet to everybody in the US -- not worrying about now to pay for it, where it comes from, what the consequences....

Visit the Right Truth, you will find it interesting.

Funny but True

I got this in an email from a friend. Probably a lot of you have seen it before, I had not. I don't know where it started or whether it actually happened, but here it is. Enjoy!

RECENT VIRGINIA CHURCH SERVICE SERMON

Gen 47: 13-27

Good morning, brothers and sisters; it's always a delight to see the pews crowded on Sunday morning, and so eager to get into God's Word. Turn with me in your Bibles, if you will, to the 47th chapter of Genesis; we'll begin our reading at verse 13, and go through verse 27.

Brother Ray, would you stand and read that great passage for us?...(reading)... Thank you for that fine reading, Brother Ray..

So we see that economic hard times fell upon Egypt , and the people turned to the government of Pharaoh to deal with this for them. And Pharaoh nationalized the grain harvest, and placed the grain in great storehouses that he had built. So the people brought their money to Pharaoh, like a great tax increase, and gave it all to him willingly in return for grain.

And this went on until their money ran out, and they were hungry again. So when they went to Pharaoh after that, they brought their livestock - their cattle, their horses, their sheep, and their donkey - to barter for grain, and verse 17 says that only took them through the end of that year.

But the famine wasn't over, was it? So the next year, the people came before Pharaoh and admitted they had nothing left, except their land and their own lives. "There is nothing left in the sight of my lord but our bodies and our land. Why should we die before your eyes, both we and our land? Buy us and our land for food, and we with our land will be servants to Pharaoh."
So they surrendered their homes, their land, and their real estate to Pharaoh's government, and Then sold themselves into slavery to him, in return for grain.

What can we learn from this, brothers and sisters? That turning to the government instead of to God to be our provider in hard times only leads to slavery? Yes.
That the only reason government wants to be our provider is to also become our master? Yes.
But look how that passage ends, brothers and sisters! Thus Israel settled in the land of Egypt , in the land of Goshen . And they gained possessions in it, and were fruitful and multiplied greatly." God provided for His people, just as He always has! They didn't end up giving all their possessions to the government, no, it says they gained possessions!
But I also tell you a great truth today, and an ominous one. We see the same thing happening today - the government today wants to "share the wealth" once again, to take it from us and redistribute it back to us. It wants to take control of healthcare, just as it has taken control of education, and ration it back to us, and when government rations it, then government decides who gets it, and how much, and what kind. And if we go along with it, and do it willingly, then we will wind up no differently than the people of Egypt did four thousand years ago - as slaves to the government, and as slaves to our leaders.
What Mr. Obama's government is doing now is no different from what Pharaoh's government did then, and it will end the same.. And a lot of people like to call Mr. Obama a "Messiah," don't they? Is he a Messiah? A savior?
Didn't the Egyptians say, after Pharaoh made them his slaves, "You have saved our lives; may it please my lord, we will be servants to Pharaoh"?
Well, I tell you this - I know the Messiah; the Messiah is a friend of mine; and Mr. Obama is no Messiah!
No, brothers and sisters, if Mr. Obama is a character from the Bible, then he is Pharaoh.
Bow with me in prayer, if you will.
Lord, You alone are worthy to be served, and we rely on You, and You alone. We confess that the government is not our deliverer, and never rightly will be. We read in the eighth chapter of 1 Samuel, when Samuel warned the people of what a ruler would do, where it says "And in that day you will cry out because of your king, whom you have chosen for yourselves, but the LORD will not answer you in that day." And Lord, we acknowledge that day has come. We cry out to you because of the ruler that we have chosen for ourselves as a nation..Lord, we pray for this nation. We pray for revival, and we pray for deliverance from those who would be our masters. Give us hearts to seek You and hands to serve You, and protect Your people from the atrocities of Pharaoh's government.

In God we Trust

How Smart is Obama?

The question is asked at American Thinker by Clarice Feldman. The whole thing made me chuckle. I have some close family that thinks he is a genius. I think he is a people pleaser who wants to be thought of as a genius. Feldman looks at the evidence.

Obama's books:
Jack Cashill has expended a great deal of effort at
American Thinker to blast holes in the "foundational
myth" that President Obama is a "literary genius"...

Obama Geography:
"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."
"Eau Claire [Wisconsin] is a big important state."....

Obama History
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong. " (He sees dead people?)...

Obviously I haven't copied the whole article, but you need to read it all, it just goes on and on.

Townhall cartoons

Have you seen the cartoons at Townhall.com? Take a look and send some around to your friends. I know, I know, we don't need more spam, except for these.

Liagra? You have to see this

From Jessica's Well a blog out of Midland.